And Another Thing

Reporting From Glendale, California.

Another reason to stay inside: there are far too many dangers in the outside world. For example, behind my apartment building there is a parking lot with a big automatic gate, and, goddamn!, if that thing is moving, YOU COULD DIE. Even if it's not moving, watch out!, because it could very well trick you and move at anytime (sic)! ANY GODDAMN TIME that thing could decide to TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY. I mean, look at that gruesome graphic that accompanies this sign. Man, a picture is worth a thousand words.

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