Behold the Mighty Orange-Flavored Cocksicle!

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, July 17, 2006

Reporting From Glendale, California.

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2 Comments

  1. And the song in everyone's head is...

    Cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride my cock
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride it where I like

    You say black I say white
    You say bark I say bite
    You say shark I say hey man
    Jaws was never my scene
    And I don't like Star Wars
    You say Rolls I say Royce
    You say God give me a choice
    You say Lord I say Christ
    I don't believe in Peter Pan
    Frankenstein or Superman
    All I wanna do is

    Cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride my cock
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride my
    Cocksicle races are coming your way
    So forget all your duties oh yeah
    Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
    So look out for those beauties oh yeah
    On your marks get set go
    Cocksicle race cocksicle race cocksicle race
    All I want to do is
    Cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle I want to ride my cocksicle
    Cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    Cocksicle race

    You say coke I say caine
    You say John I say Wayne
    Hot dog you say cool it man
    I don't wanna be the President of America
    You say smile I say cheese
    Cartier I say please
    Income tax I say Jesus
    I don't wanna be a candidate for
    Vietnam or Watergate
    Cause all I wanna do is

    Cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle cocksicle cocksicle
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride my cock
    I want to ride my cocksicle
    I want to ride it where I like

     

  2. Brilliant. And disturbing. At the same time.

     



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