BLOGATHON 2006 ENTRY #23: Dreams of Cream...Ice Cream

Reporting From Glendale, California.

I cannot believe I'm doing this. Next time just give them the money, okay?


How quickly can I run to Cold Stone Creamery and get myself a huge-ass cup of Light Vanilla ice cream with yellow cake and strawberries mixed in? Can I do it? No! There's not enough time! And Christ! It's like hundred degrees in here! I feel like I'm in a sweatshop in Malaysia. I should be sewing Ben Sherman jeans.


I know I've been joking about this, but I really do think I'm slowly going mad!


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  1. Anonymous7/29/2006

    go ahead...take a little nappy-poo. you'll be able to wake up in time. just a quick little nap. no one will ever know.

  2. Lol The madddnesss!!!!
    Noooo! Don't take a nap! Resist the nap! Don't do it!
    Go get Ice Cream instead!

  3. Anonymous7/29/2006

    Maybe you can tie Pork Chop to the computer while you run to get ice cream and his little paws will constitute a blog entry if you can't make it back in didn't listen to Nevin, did you?

  4. Anonymous: I will take a power nap. Good idea.

    Klumsi: I will not take a power nap. Good idea.

    Anonymous: I can train Pork Chop faster than I can train Loren.