BLOGATHON 2006 ENTRY #36: Lotion and More

Reporting From Glendale, California.

My sister puts lotion on her elbows, and she looks at people who don't with disdain and scorn. Can you feel her wrath? Can you?!

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I really want to see Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane.

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I have no use for lube. You can take a stab at guessing why.

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Once it hits midnight, things are gonna get CUH-RAZY.

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This entry was written during Blogathon 2006 (held from Saturday, July 29, 2006, 6:00 a.m., through Sunday, July 30, 2006, 6:00 a.m.) in support of Bread for the Journey. A total of $383.92 has been raised so far. You can still pledge money RIGHT NOW through Monday, July 31, 2006. Sponsor this event by clicking here RIGHT NOW. And here are full details about my involvement in this event.

8 comments:

  1. ken narasaki7/29/2006

    I have no use for lube. You can take a stab at guessing why.

    Uh...you have a rotary engine?

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  2. Anonymous7/30/2006

    are you self-lubing?

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  3. you should play the game Cliff with one of your posts. Do you know it?

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  4. SoaP is hipster bullshit, don't buy into the hype.

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  5. Anonymous7/30/2006

    don't get us wrong we love and support our daughter completely, and are well aware of her talented imagination. But we felt it would be safer for her on the internet if you knew she was a twelve year-old girl and not this fictional Asian writer.

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  6. Anonymous7/30/2006

    ....the cat is real, but his name is Muffin.
    Loren I am afraid is her Hello kitty backpack.

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  7. Anonymous7/30/2006

    and NO, FOR THE LAST TIME your friends cannot move in!

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  8. Who is pretending to be my parents? It's not my parents. They're not that internets savvy! (sp?)

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