BLOGATHON 2006 ENTRY #36: Lotion and More

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Saturday, July 29, 2006
Reporting From Glendale, California.

My sister puts lotion on her elbows, and she looks at people who don't with disdain and scorn. Can you feel her wrath? Can you?!

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I really want to see Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane.

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I have no use for lube. You can take a stab at guessing why.

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Once it hits midnight, things are gonna get CUH-RAZY.

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This entry was written during Blogathon 2006 (held from Saturday, July 29, 2006, 6:00 a.m., through Sunday, July 30, 2006, 6:00 a.m.) in support of Bread for the Journey. A total of $383.92 has been raised so far. You can still pledge money RIGHT NOW through Monday, July 31, 2006. Sponsor this event by clicking here RIGHT NOW. And here are full details about my involvement in this event.
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8 Comments

  1. ken narasaki Said,

    I have no use for lube. You can take a stab at guessing why.

    Uh...you have a rotary engine?

     

  2. Anonymous Said,

    are you self-lubing?

     

  3. Jesse Said,

    you should play the game Cliff with one of your posts. Do you know it?

     

  4. Jesse Said,

    SoaP is hipster bullshit, don't buy into the hype.

     

  5. Anonymous Said,

    don't get us wrong we love and support our daughter completely, and are well aware of her talented imagination. But we felt it would be safer for her on the internet if you knew she was a twelve year-old girl and not this fictional Asian writer.

     

  6. Anonymous Said,

    ....the cat is real, but his name is Muffin.
    Loren I am afraid is her Hello kitty backpack.

     

  7. Anonymous Said,

    and NO, FOR THE LAST TIME your friends cannot move in!

     

  8. Who is pretending to be my parents? It's not my parents. They're not that internets savvy! (sp?)

     



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