Fried Deep, Real Deep

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Thursday, July 27, 2006
Reporting From Glendale, California.

As you know, I don't eat a lot of deep-fried foods. Just the thought of it makes me want to jump in the shower and scrub the grease off my skin so hard that I bleed through my pores.

But tonight I really had a craving for sweet-and-sour sauce poured all over something deep fried—anything deep fried. I would've even considered eating a shoe if it were slathered with sweet-and-sour sauce. As with all my cravings, I had to satisfy it right away by running to the Panda Express up the street and pouring sweet-and-sour sauce all over a bowl full of deep-fried shrimp on top of vegetables, chow mein, and steamed rice. (Aren't you glad that this is a relatively tame craving? What would happen if I craved "the liver of a Chinaman"?)


Many people are curious how I'll be able to keep coming up with stuff to blog over a 24-hour period starting on Saturday, July 29, 2006, at 6 a.m. (as part of Blogathon 2006). Some people are expecting that I will be even more uncensored than I normally am, and that just may be true. Some topics that I'm hoping to cover: the night that I was assaulted last year; porn; my gruesome adventures in Hollywood; porn; my addiction to self-help books; porn; and, if there's time, porn. Stay tuned, dear readers.
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1 Comment

  1. Kat Said,

    I'm blogging for Glendale Humane this year. We will have someone live in Glendale taking video at the headquarters. Should be interesting Thought id say cause your a fellow Glendalian.


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