How Much Is Too Much?

Reporting From Glendale, California.

What is the proper Torani-syrup-to-seltzer-water ratio in order to produce the perfect Italian soda? I just keep pouring this shit in the water until I can feel the flavoring melt the enamel from my teeth, but I'm beginning to suspect that I'm putting in too much.

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  1. Anonymous7/31/2006

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