Reporting From San Francisco, California.
Forget all this internet chatter about Superman's sexual orientation. It's all a ruse to throw the scent off of Daily Bugle photographer Jimmy Olsen. I mean, c'mon. I can't be the only one who thinks that Jimmy has a strange and seemingly unnatural interest in Clark Kent in Superman Returns. Jimmy fawns over Clark like Rufus Waingwright on a chocolate-covered cock.