Reporting From Glendale, California.
Here is an actual exchange of text messages that I participated in this afternoon:
ANONYMOUS TO ME: Wats up sexyAt which point, I could hear the sound of teenage boy's heart breaking. I'm glad I could be of some service.
ME TO ANONYMOUS: Who is this?
ANONYMOUS TO ME: Its Chris 4m skool
ME TO ANONYMOUS: Wrong number dude.
ANONYMOUS TO ME: Who is this
ME TO ANONYMOUS: Some guy who*s been out of college 10 yrs.