Too Cool for School

Reporting From Glendale, California.

Here is an actual exchange of text messages that I participated in this afternoon:

ANONYMOUS TO ME: Wats up sexy

ME TO ANONYMOUS: Who is this?

ANONYMOUS TO ME: Its Chris 4m skool

ME TO ANONYMOUS: Wrong number dude.

ANONYMOUS TO ME: Who is this

ME TO ANONYMOUS: Some guy who*s been out of college 10 yrs.
At which point, I could hear the sound of teenage boy's heart breaking. I'm glad I could be of some service.

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