Draped! 2: Electric Boogaloo

The drapes will not go away. You would think the allergic reaction that Loren is having to them would prompt him to tear them down with gusto, but, alas, he is asleep. And I am afraid to go out into the living room, for fear of being transported into an alternate dimension. It's not so far-fetched. You hang up blood-red drapes, and strange things happen. It's common knowledge.

—Reporting From Glendale, California

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