The situation: me, Brandon, and friends at Au Coquelet Cafe in Berkeley after the opening night performance of Jukebox Stories.
I rest my case.
BRANDON: ...[blah blah blah]...Magic the Gathering...
FRIEND: What's Magic the Gathering?
PRINCE: It's this fantasy role-playing game
that Brandon plays and—
BRANDON (indignant): It IS NOT a fantasy role-playing
BRANDON: It's a game of strategy using cards!
BRANDON: With dragons on them.