Okay, so in actuality, I run an electric shaver across my face every morning, but I woke up Thursday not wanting to succumb to habit. Breaking the rules is healthy every once in a while. Four days later, and I look like a middle school Asian gangsta. So I got rid of the mustache this morning, and am left with curious stubble on my chin.
Only time will tell how this story ends.
—Reporting From Glendale, California