Harry Potter and the Penis of Azkaban

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Tuesday, January 30, 2007
You've got to hand it to those Brits. They sure know how to milk Harry Potter's penis for all the publicity its worth.

It has just been announced that Daniel Radcliffe, the young wizard himself, will be starring in the West End revival of Peter Shaffer's Tony Award-winning play, Equus. The script calls for a simulated sex scene and sweet nudity, and the theater is making no bones about pumping the 17-year-old's penis to the press by releasing a handful of near-pornographic promotional pictures from a photo shoot that has the actor in various states of undress and rubbing up against a woman and a horse. (Yes, I said "horse.") Radcliffe's jaw-dropping physique is sure to keep 13-year-old girls duly occupied through puberty.

This blog entry is not a slight at the show's producers and PR department. It is actually a rallying cry of encouragement and the number one reason I will be locked inside my bedroom for long periods of time for the next three weeks.

—Reporting From Glendale, California
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  1. Scott Said,

    I'm so in love.



  2. I'm starting a fan club. I'm sure your beau will fight me for the title of presidency.


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