The Heart Wants What It Wants

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, May 21, 2007
My 19.2-pound baby, Pork Chop, knows what he wants, and he knows how to let me know what he wants. The other day, we ran out of his Science Diet Adult Light dry cat food, the food that keeps him occupied most of his days on this earth. Luckily, I thought, we had some sample packets of Nature's Balance dry cat food stashed away on a shelf, so this is what I put in his bowl before retreating into the other room to work.

When I heard a loud crash in the living room, I ran out to discover that, in a fit of protest, Pork Chop had knocked his bowl over and smacked the food across the floor, as if to say, "I ain't eating this shit!"

I promptly bought a new bag of Science Diet, and all is well in the world again.

—Reporting From Glendale, California
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  1. Marisela Said,

    What do they put in that Science Diet that makes the kitties crave it? Cocaine?

    Is Porkchop doing lines on the kitchen floor?


  2. Anonymous Said,

    i know pork chop. pork chop is fat.
    it is princes fault.


  3. Pork Chop is big-boned. Leave him alone. You need to be more accepting of hefty boyz.


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