Who says there's no justice in the world? In the ridiculous case of Pearson vs. Custom Cleaners, in which a man sued an Asian-American-owned dry cleaning business for $54 million over a pair of missing pants, the defendants prevailed after a nightmarish legal battle. My regular updates of the case came courtesy of Angry Asian Man, and it is delightful to hear about the presiding judge's 23-page decision. If I were the judge, I would've only needed one page and a big black magic marker to write: "FUCKING IDIOT."