Career Conundrum

Last night I called my local Blockbuster and asked, "Do you have Career Opportunities?"

There was a long pause. Then the guy on the other line said, " a job?"

No, I don't mean like a job. I mean like the Frank Whaley and Jennifer Connolly alone-in-a-Target-store-overnight movie. And if you don't know that, then you should be looking for career opportunities (lowercase) elsewhere.

—Reporting From Glendale, California


  1. Um...when did that movie come out? And are you going a Jennifer C. movie night? Don't forget Labyrinth!

  2. C. Opps. is an early 90s John Hughes-written movie. And oh my god Labyrinth is one of my favorite movies ever. Between Ms. Connolly's shockingly huge chest and Mr. Bowie's shockingly huge crotch bulge, you really couldn't focus on the genius of the movie during the first few viewings.

  3. I own Labyrinth! I wanted to be Sarah when I was a young girl.

    You remind me of the babe...

    Take it, Prince!

  4. Anonymous6/21/2007

    Attention Blockbuster Inc.

    do not hire Prince Gomolvilas.
    he steals. he will also try to hump the other actor/model employes. unless you think that might boost moralle.

  5. mmm....i saw it.