I'm on a major writing deadline, so, naturally, I'm procrastinating. Thanks to Mr. Excitement News for directing our attention to Josh Bolotsky's alarmingly complex analysis of I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. My stomach turns just reading about the movie, and mad props to Bolotsky for suffering through it so that I don't have to. Ken Narasaki, take special note of the review's last paragraph, and lead an angry mob, would you?