On the Simpsons Movie website, you can create your own Simpsons character by choosing from their selection of physical features. Just click on the "Create Your Simpsons Avatar" button at the top. You don't need to upload a photo or anything. Just pick from their existing database of characteristics.
I think I've come up with a close approximation of myself, but I will keep uploading new versions onto this blog entry until I get it exactly right, since I'm a perfectionist.
What do you think? Smaller nose? Spikier hair? Different skin tone? What? What? Seriously. I want to get it right so that I can exist perfectly in the Simpsons parallel universe.