Dutch Watch: Hooked!

A 13-year-old boy who was fishing in the North Sea in the Netherlands reeled in a Dutch diver, whose lip got caught by the boy's hook. The hook had to be removed by a doctor.

I see this as a clear act of malice on the boy's part, and I advocate for him to be fined, jailed, and sentenced to death. As I have demonstrated time and again, the Dutch are the chosen people, and any act of violence against them is an act of violence against all of humanity.


  1. ew.

    just, ew.

    ps did they hang the diver by his feet and let the kid take a photo of him?

  2. You just don't mess with the Dutch. That shit ain't right.