My guest column, "High School Musical 2: Chock Full of Gay," has now clocked 1700+ comments. I stopped reading them a while ago, but I went back in this morning to pull out some more gems, expressly for your entertainment. But do you know how draining it is to read tween writing? I don't know how you teachers do what you do. Mad props to you.
So, because I lack a certain type of endurance, you get NOTHING.