The level of absurdity over on QueerSighted has reached a whole new level that will no doubt make you squeal with delight. The post in question is one that I wrote with pride: "Gay Gay Gay Gay Gaaaaaaaaaay; Or, The 'Gay' Reclamation Project." I know you don't have the time or patience to wade through a hundred or so comments by angry tweens/teens to find the gems, so I did it for you because I am so dedicated to you, dear readership.
Let's start with these (errors included):
"HSM may be very gay, but you're more gay. You're making it sound like all teens and tweens are in love with HSM, when clearly, they're not. Do your research, man. Or lady. Or whatever you think you are."
"You're so gay. I mean you like buttholes. What the hell are you thinking."
"Your page and article sickens me. Go read the Bible. Maybe that will do you some good."
"Your still a jerk.... dont try to change our minds. you said what you had to say and you cant take it back. to put it in simpler words .......... we still think you are an assshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"High School Musical IS gay and it molests the minds of kids."
"ur an ass!!! Got suck yourself!!!"
"what the f***. im not a tween you a**whole. ill get a couple of my friends to find out were u live and kill u so cut the s***! sincerely, EMiLiA"
"if you call any of us tweenyboopers ever againill..ill..i find something to do! u r just a big b****! how dare you think we r insugnificant to you. i am never reading one of your articals again! by the way your a horrible writer."
"Wow go friggin poop on urself ok you have serious issues and need to go find some friends and hang out with them instead of writing this gay article!! seriously go hang out with some of ur gay friends and have a nice life because nobody likes you and you smell like SH*T!!"
"If you did or are calling high school musical gay I will track down your adress and come with my dads gun ( well guns in fact ) an kill you so you will see the light."
"hi zac i love you whats zacs # please email it"
Some of the most amusing comments, however, were prompted by my claim that I could "karaoke to 'Bet on It' like a 13-year-old Filipino girl," the most impassioned of which is here:
"uhm. excuse, but who the f*ck are you to say that? did you hear what happened when desperate housewives talked about the philippines' doctors? all the filipinos who heard complained and were going to sue. what youre saying when you said that is, "come on SUE ME!" let me tell you something there are a lot of filipinos in the united states. many of the teens and tweens, as you call them, have AIM. most of them read this. they will report this to their parents. you will get notified and will probably have to apologize, AND MEAN IT! youre an effing racist PERIOD. sure people think its gay, but who was this show created for?? sure its called high school musical, but the people on disney wernt really aiming for high schoolers, THEY WERE GOING TOWARDS YOUNGER KIDS! and finally (for now anyways) WHY DO YOU STILL POST BLOGS ABOUT HSM AND HSM2 if you HATE it soo much?!?! give me a straight answer to that. and your answer better not be, 'people keep telling to talk about it.' or any bs like that because thats BS! i want a straight answer. and remember youve been warned what filipinos can do. adios Prince Gomolvilas...if thats your name"
But bless this tween/teen for making me laugh hysterically when she wrote this (edited for grammar):
The word "gay" is necessary--how else would you describe a fanny-pack?