The Bionic Woman Does Not Have a Bionic Vagina

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, October 01, 2007
The most notable thing about the debut of Bionic Woman last week was that the show emphatically suggested that Jaime Sommers (played by Michelle Ryan) does not have a bionic vagina. The script pointed out which of her body parts were replaced after a brutal car crash, and "vagina" was not on the list. Furthermore, her mad scientist boyfriend made a point to mention that her entire reproductive system was intact, as if to further drive home the message.

No lofty point here, really. Just: the Bionic Woman does not have a bionic vagina. That's all. Thank you.
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  1. Jesse Said,

    but then what will happen when The Six Million Dollar Man drops by with his million dollar dong?


  2. thelastnoel Said,

    It must have been a light week for Princess Got-my-penis if he's writing about Bionic Vaginas.


  3. Peter Varvel Said,

    What I remember most about the Lindsey Wagner version was her ripping a phone book in half.
    Imagine what a bionic vagina could do with that kind of equivalent strength!


  4. For some reason, all I could think about was her vagina throughout the entire episode. I didn't want to stick anything in it. I just wanted to know its nature. Sort of like wanting to know the nature of Buddhism. That's the best way I know how to describe it.


  5. Quin Said,

    shame... i'd love to see that delivery.

    oh, and peter... i can rip a phone book in half.

    piece o'cake.


  6. Peter Varvel Said,

    Yeah, Quin, I thought I had read that about you, recently.

    Prince just has people getting ripped in his apartment.


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