More Toys for Your Drugs

I've already shown you how handy video game controllers are when it comes to illegal drug use. Now, Mr. Potato Head has been used to smuggle 10.34 ounces of ecstasy from Ireland to Australia. That's right, Mr. Potato Head is a mule, sent in a box and stopped by the Australian Customs Service.

The Customs Director declared (now say this in an Australian accent to get the full entertaining effect): "Whilst this is one of the more unusual concealments that we have seen in recent times, people need to be aware that Customs officers are alert to unusual and often outlandish methods of concealment."

Righty-o, mate!


  1. Yes, the first thought in my head was "putting the 'baked' in 'baked potato.'" Don't judge.

  2. The word 'whilst' alone is entertaining enough for my American ears.
    Do people really use that word?

  3. Someone stuffed drugs up Mr. P Tater's Ass?

  4. So what length of prison term are you looking at?