Casting Mattress

If some lame foreign student at some Pasadena college can get away with something like this, then there is no reason that I—a public figure with some stature—can't have a stable of hot actors coming to my house on an hourly basis to air-hump my bed. "No, this is not a casting call for Lars and the Real Girl 2—it's just standard procedure for everything. Welcome to Hollywood—now, mount my pillow."

1 comment:

  1. Omg!
    That's WAY worse than the creepy audition where I was trying out to be one of Joyce DeWitt's back-up dancers, for her cabaret act.

    Yes, THAT Joyce DeWitt--Janet from "Three's Company."

    Fluff your . . . pillow, Mr. Gomolvilas?