It's Good to Be the King('s Servant)

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Friday, November 23, 2007

Back in the old days when you wanted to masturbate, you not only needed a royal towel to catch your hot spunk but you also needed a royal servant to hold the royal towel to catch your hot spunk—as demonstrated here by Jonathan Rhys Meyers in the season finale of Showtime's The Tudors.

Young King Henry VIII jerks off while thinking of Anne Boleyn, as the king's man-servant kneels before him. [WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CLIP IS NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK OR OTHER PUBLIC PLACES (EXCEPT FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO PUBLIC LIBRARY).] Watch:

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  1. Honestly, they need to get The Tudors to Malaysia. Stat!


  2. golfwidow Said,

    I kept thinking that needed a theme song. Probably "Every Sperm is Sacred" from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.


  3. I was at a party last night and told people about this clip, and they all agreed that the royal spunk catcher had the worst job ever. I was like, "Uh...what are you TALKING about?!" And they all looked at me like I was a freak.


  4. Quin Said,

    *going with prince here*

    *early henry....later one, no effing way*


  5. Quin Said,

    umm. so, i'm not a guy.

    was he acting?


  6. I tell myself it's real. It's all real. It's realer than real. Aside from that, it is a dream come true.


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