"Smell Yo Dick"

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Thursday, November 22, 2007
Her name is Riskay. Her song is "Smell Yo Dick." Her lyrics include:

Why you comin' home
Five in the morning
Something's goin' on
Can I smell yo dick?

The song lacks any trace irony. And that's why it's bubbling with sheer brilliance. You want to listen now, don't you, bitches?! Click here to do so.

[Addendum: Here are the full lyrics to the song (I cut and pasted from another site):]

[Telephone Call: Riskay]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafuckin time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My girlz already done put me up on your ass tonight ngga
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Aviance]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Aviance]
It's 4 oclock n I'm sleepin
It's late night n u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know u out there cheatin
Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like nigga where u at
That's fucked up, way u do me like that

[Verse 2: Riskay]
I'm dead sleep, n u trickin
In the club with dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance floor grindin
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
Fuck nigga u need to stop lying
Befoe I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine
U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u done fucked her
And I ain't that bitch, u wanna play wit
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Aviance]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
See that's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up
And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean
They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn't even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin', but I wunt clownin like dat
That's allright, that's okay
No one believe wat your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures
I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinking I dick down the whole town
Even though I got dick to go round (round... round)

[Chorus: Aviance]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
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