Don't you hate it when you're plagued by stomach pains for months and ultimately discover that inside your body is a 10-pound hairball—A HAIRBALL—that has to be surgically removed from you? I guess you shouldn't eat your own hair all your life. The CNN story comes with an accompanying photo that is too gross for even me to reproduce here. But you dare look at it, don't you?
[Thanks to Scott Heim for being a sick enough bastard to send this to me.]