At about 5AM this morning while I was sleeping, Pork Chop jumped onto my desk, poked his head and paws onto the shelf that sits atop the desk, pulled out the cat nip container that sat on a stack of other items, knocked the container onto the floor, and started trying to pry the lid open. I woke up just in time to stop impending disaster. You see? I don't make this shit up!
The accompanying photo is from Gallery of the Absurd.