Barely Born

I know that most of you think that Pork Chop was birthed out of my vagina, but he was actually adopted. The first time I ever laid eyes on him was in one of the back offices of the Pasadena Humane Society, where Robert dropped him and his siblings off after finding them abandoned underneath an apartment building.

This accompanying photo is the first one I ever took.


  1. Soooo....he accumulates the...ehem, "baby fat" right after this pic was taken right?

    Pork Chop is such a lucky cat to have you as his mommy.

  2. This is like the 'before' picture, like, at 1 percent of his current weight!

  3. Mean-ass biatches! Pork Chop is just big-boned!