Here's a list of celebrities I saw personally at the premiere of Juno (because you care about such things): Jason Bateman (can you believe he's even more handsome in real life?!), Michael Cera, David Denman (Roy from The Office—remember?), Clark Duke (of "Clark and Michael" fame), Jennifer Garner, Jimmy Kimmel, Ellen Page, Jason Schwartzman (so tiny I could put him in my hip pocket!), J.K. Simmons, Sarah Silverman, Olivia Thirlby, and Rainn Wilson. There were others, but I was too busy closing my eyes and praying that Casey Affleck would be there. (Jennifer Garner connects to Ben Affleck who connects to Casey Affleck.) No luck on that front. However, I did get to meet the stars of what has quickly become one of my favorite films of all time, Once: Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová.
LOREN: Will you take a picture with Prince?
GLEN & MARKETA: Sure, sure.
GLEN: Can we act all casual?
PRINCE: You can do something kinda funny.
More details and pictures to come, but this bitch is tired. I'm goin' to bed.