The car service sent a decadent SUV that plowed through Los Angeles traffic like a pimp slappin' his hos. The Juno premiere happened at the Mann Villiage Theatre, where tons of free popcorn and soda were available for me to stash in a backpack if I had one with me. The afterparty went down at Napa Valley Grille, where they gave out blue slushies.
Juno, written by Diablo Cody, opens in select cities this week and then goes wide on Christmas. Critics have creamed their pants over it, and I think it's pretty damn terrific.