WOMAN: Hello. How may I help you?
PRINCE: Hi. I keep getting calls from this number, and I don't know why.
WOMAN: This is Baby to Bee. What's your phone number?
PRINCE: [Gives number.]
WOMAN: Oh, you signed up on our website, and we were checking to see if you wanted to get free items for your newborn.
PRINCE: I don't have a newborn.
WOMAN: You don't have a baby?
PRINCE: I don't have a baby.
WOMAN: Did you sign up on our website?
PRINCE: No. I don't have a baby. I've never had a baby. And I will never ever have a baby.
WOMAN: Well, don't say that.
WOMAN: Okay then.
PRINCE: Could you take me off your list?