"A Whore Gets Paid for It"

Don't you hate it when you have sex on the beach with three male prostitutes and they rob you because you have no cash? "Court officials battled to keep straight faces," as the self-confessed man-whores recounted the incident in a court of law.

[By the way, the title of this post is the punchline to a schoolyard joke. Anyone know the joke?]

3 comments:

  1. I think we all know it, but I'll try to be first: "What's the difference between a slut and a whore?"

    (I also like saying to people, "We know what I am. We're just haggling over the price.")

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  2. Oh, c'mon, people! It's:

    "What's the difference between your mother and a whore?"

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