Unless something else happens in the next eleven-plus months (don't discount it - there's supposed to be some presidential election thing this year), I think I'm going to adopt the words "This is how straight guys end up doing gay porn" as my favorite catchphrase for 2008.
Right out of the gate, I'm starting off strong. High bar set!
No disrespect to my male hetero friends, but once again: Thank goddess I'm gay!. . . but I suppose I should be more enthusiastic about ANY reason that causes straight guys to end up doing gay porn . . .