You know that I'm dedicated to my art because I was willing to miss Celebrity Apprentice for tonight's preview performance of Jukebox Stories: The Case of the Creamy Foam, which was UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. The audience was jovial and enthusiastic (could it be the special free tickets, cheap bastards?!), and there were many memorable moments: the guy who perfectly delivered my Adam Ant reference punchline at the right moment; the prizes I threw at people's heads; the groans of disgust while I made myself a sandwich; Brandon and my improvised recollection of our, ahem, psychedelic experiences; and one brilliantly juvenile joke that caused the audience to mock boo in retaliation, which in turn caused me to laugh uncontrollably for an uncomfortably long amount of time.
Speaking of Adam Ant, how is it that Brandon has never heard "Goody Two-Shoes"? Never forget, okay? NEVER FORGET: