I almost watched the Super Bowl. But it didn't happen. I mean, c'mon, I know Rent word for word—me watching football would be a contradiction in logic.
Brandon kept planting Super Bowl seeds in my mind all last week, in the hope that I would watch the game with him. His attempts at persuasion culminated on Saturday, when we happened to see a rerun of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. It was clear that he was out of his element, but his enthusiasm and charm made up for his lack of polish. Oh—and he's a HOT PIECE OF ASS. Brandon thought this fact alone would be enough for me to spend Super Bowl Sunday with him, but, alas, I spent the day typing "Tom Brady shirtless" into Google and clicking the afternoon away.
A couple days later, I stumbled across a picture of Giants quarterback Eli Manning, and he's a HOT PIECE OF ASS too.
Football games would be easy on the eyes if they didn't have to wear helmets. Or clothing.