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Tom...



...versus Eli.



I know Eli won the Super Bowl and everything and he is indeed as HOT as Tom is, but doesn't Tom look like he can kick Eli's ass with one hand tied behind his back and blindfolded?

...Last night I had a dream that I was sandwich meat. (See above photos for clues about the bread.)

3 comments:

  1. I think your thought of him being blindfolded and restrained came first, and then you just decided to work it into the text somehow since you already had that image going for you...

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  2. Tom is hot. Fact.

    Eli is not doing it for me....

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  3. I would love it if he kicked my ass while I were blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
    SCHWING!

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