Which Orifice?

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Monday, February 25, 2008
Long before Diablo Cody, Juno screenwriter and my compatriot in boy band husbandry, won an Oscar, I asked her if I could touch it if she won. She said yes. Then I specified that I wanted to not only touch it but to also stick it in me. She did not protest.

She's probably forgotten that text exchange, but I am posting this to remind her that I am currently in the process of choosing which orifice.

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  1. We were so excited for her win last night! I'm glad to see some actual talent win this year. We were excited to see Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova win best song. Ellen page was robbed for best actress. But overall a good night! Send our congrats to Diablo. She rocks our world.


  2. Quin Browne Said,

    ellen sold diablo's sharp writing, they make a great team.

    psssttt...i'm sending her some double stick tape...

    and i only missed ONE of the categories...

    the one year i didn't bet.. damn.


  3. Gazetteer Said,

    OK PG--

    Ms. Cody and her new trophy is one thing (or is that two things), but....

    How the heckfire did I miss that previous encounter with Mr. Hansard and Ms. Iglova at the Premiere?


    I mean WOW!



  4. RossK, 'twas a magical night. Those two are so so genuine it just makes your heart melt!


  5. Gazetteer Said,

    Ahhhhh PG--

    The Envy!

    It burns.



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