This entry is full of unsubstantiated rumors.
Jukebox Stories toured to Boston and New York last year, and Brandon and I had such a great time that we're planning a triumphant return this June—with stories and songs so sexy that you're bound to cream your jeans. (Isn't that the true measure of artistic success, really?) So, Boston and New York, can I get a "hell yeah!"? I swear if you don't come to this show I will break into your house and hump your pillows.
Because I'm feeling rather adventurous and a bit frisky, we're going to add two new cities to our 2008 tour, Minneapolis and Washington, DC—Minneapolis because I'm already going to be at the Asian American Theater Conference, and Washington, DC, because the best strip club experiences I have ever had have happened in our nation's capital.
According to my blog stats, I have many readers in Florida, but I assume you're all retirees who never leave your nursing home—so Jukebox Stories, alas, will skip Florida. And so ends our 2008 tour.