Details is quickly becoming one of the most spankable magazines on the newsstands. The March 2008 issue boasts Hayden Christensen on the cover and between its pages—handily erasing my troubled memories of Awake and Jumper and renewing my faith in the man who will father my children. Click on the following pics to engorge, er, I mean, enlarge:
For the record, Details reports: "He's also, just as predictably, been the subject of speculation that he's gay. He's said on the record that he's not. He's also said he doesn't mind people's thinking he is. He knows they'll talk either way."
Oh, yes, I'll talk all right, Mr. Christensen. And I'll keep on talking until you impregnate me—and like it!