I hardly ever get sick, but when I do, man, I get it bad. I woke up yesterday and physically could not get out of bed. I could barely move. People think I caught something that's been going around, but I know full well that the Evil Illness Fairies flew into my room and injected me with sickness. The cock ring that I wear on a chain around my neck is supposed to ward off Evil Illness Fairies, but somehow they broke through.
How bad is it? Well, I'm looking at my Zac Efron calendar, and I FEEL NOTHING. Especially in the area that I'm supposed to feel something.