I hardly ever get sick, but when I do, man, I get it bad. I woke up yesterday and physically could not get out of bed. I could barely move. People think I caught something that's been going around, but I know full well that the Evil Illness Fairies flew into my room and injected me with sickness. The cock ring that I wear on a chain around my neck is supposed to ward off Evil Illness Fairies, but somehow they broke through.

How bad is it? Well, I'm looking at my Zac Efron calendar, and I FEEL NOTHING. Especially in the area that I'm supposed to feel something.

Nap time.


  1. Okay, when your blog first flashed on my screen, I immediately thought that was a pregnancy testing stick.

    Feel better soon--I've got tix for this weekend! (see what a caring, considerate fan I am?)

  2. Garlic,garlic,garlic will make you feel better.

    Hope you do feel better soon.

  3. I'm hoping that thermometer reading is in Celsius. Otherwise, it appears you may be cryonically frozen. Or pregnant with 39 kittens.

  4. Oh dear...does this mean no Jukebox Stories for LA?

  5. SO, whatever you caught was either from the underage guy, or READ.

    My money's on Read. I knew he made a list!!

  6. Diana, Brandon keeps saying that I caught teenager mono.... Oh, but it was so worth it.