Meh

I hardly ever get sick, but when I do, man, I get it bad. I woke up yesterday and physically could not get out of bed. I could barely move. People think I caught something that's been going around, but I know full well that the Evil Illness Fairies flew into my room and injected me with sickness. The cock ring that I wear on a chain around my neck is supposed to ward off Evil Illness Fairies, but somehow they broke through.

How bad is it? Well, I'm looking at my Zac Efron calendar, and I FEEL NOTHING. Especially in the area that I'm supposed to feel something.

Nap time.

7 comments:

  1. Okay, when your blog first flashed on my screen, I immediately thought that was a pregnancy testing stick.

    Feel better soon--I've got tix for this weekend! (see what a caring, considerate fan I am?)

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  2. Garlic,garlic,garlic will make you feel better.

    Hope you do feel better soon.

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  3. I'm hoping that thermometer reading is in Celsius. Otherwise, it appears you may be cryonically frozen. Or pregnant with 39 kittens.

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  4. Oh dear...does this mean no Jukebox Stories for LA?

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  5. SO, whatever you caught was either from the underage guy, or READ.

    My money's on Read. I knew he made a list!!

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  6. Diana, Brandon keeps saying that I caught teenager mono.... Oh, but it was so worth it.

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