Before I start alerting the general public about the upcoming Los Angeles performances of Jukebox Stories (March 28 and 29, 2008), I wanted to make sure that dedicated Bamboo Nation readers in the L.A. area get the first stab at buying tickets. Genghis Cohen is one of the coolest venues in Southern California (theater, music, Chinese food, booze!), but it's tiny. They can maaaaaybe cram 60 people in the space, and we're only doing two shows. So buy your tickets online now for $12. (They're $16 at the door if there are any left.) I'm so excited about performing for longtime friends and readers I've never met. Come say hi after the show, and give me a good hard spank on the ass! I deserve it—I've been so naughty!