Pork Chop IS NOT Fat; THESE Bitches Are Fat!

This web page is further evidence that Pork Chop is a perfectly healthy size. Any extra pounds he has are made of sweetness and light and pure goodness—and those are necessary pounds. Love isn't weightless, bitches!

3 comments:

  1. Aaawwww Pork Chop is such a cutie. He aint fat, he's full of luuurrrveeee.

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  2. Cats are not supermodels. In my experience, the fatter the cat, the better.

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  3. Howard, I have newfound respect for you.

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