Stuff White People Like

Stuff White People Like is a funny blog with countless gems. For example, at #1 is coffee:

There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it's true that Asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn't enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it—like cigarettes.

My favorite, of course, is yesterday's entry: #85, The Wire:

For the past three years, whenever you say "The Wire" white people are required to respond by saying "it's the best show on television." Try it the next time you see a white person...!

If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about
The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is "like a documentary of the streets," the white person will then slowly shake their head and say "man" or "wow." You will be seen in an entirely new light.

Check it out.
(By the way, the blog was created by a white guy, according to the Los Angeles Times—so no flame wars on this entry please. Thank you, sensitive white people.)

[Thanks to Hyphen for posting this.]

2 comments:

  1. i heard about this blog here in new york, oh, two weeks ago? (i hear the pony express takes some time to reach the west coast)

    after reading it...i've come to realise i'm not white.


    i'm not sure how to tell my family.

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  2. ... I reckon he's white.. I mean right.
    I myself only was sent the link 3 days ago....

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