Oh my god, I don't think I ever showed you my new eyeglasses!
Since my glasses are so tied into my very identity and since they are the very things that give me my superpowers (you should see what I could do with a cucumber!), I spent many days a few months ago searching for the perfect pair and agonizing over my narrowed-down choices.
I finally selected frames made by Chrome Hearts in a style called "Cooze." These glasses probably cost more than your car. Seriously (click to enlarge):
Behold the enticing description:
Chrome Hearts utilizes a combination of Japanese and Italian Zyl to make this laminated black and baby pink handmade acetate frame. And to finish this piece of "optical jewelry" are .925 sterling silver hinge accents with a cross motif laser etched detail. For the final detail is a laser etched laminated pink cross on the temples ends. The exquisite Japanese craftsmanship is unmistakable.
Yes, my new glasses are badass, and you wish you were me. (Although maybe you can do amazing things with a cucumber too.)