Apparently, I can't post anything about High School Musical without causing people's panties to bunch up into their ass cracks. Take this blogger, for example, who seems to have it out for me, just mere hours after I wrote my recent "There Will Be Gay" post.
From his confusing entry, I am unable to tell which Prince-hating camp he falls into: (1) people who hate me because they think I'm a straight guy who viciously attacks gays, or (2) people who hate me because they think I'm a gay guy who is smearing his own kind and baiting gay bashers. Boy, it goes to show you the importance of context in any situation, as well as a well-honed sense of satire and basic reading comprehension skills.
For the record, Prince (a name forced upon him by a white teacher when he was five, by the way) has sucked more cock than Barbra Streisand and loves High School Musical so much that he feels that it is within his right to pen satirical articles about it. You know how some people can make fun of boy bands or the 80s or the Osmonds or Amercian Idol, but love those things anyway? This is like that. Get it?!
"Fag-curious?" "Gay much?" Yes and yes, and I can shove a cucumber further up my ass than you can.
(Oh my god, I just discovered that the aforementioned blogger is an Asian brother! Not only that, I think he's also Thai—at the very least, Southeast Asian! How could you attack a brother?! My grandparents probably know your grandparents! Shame on you! Gay Asian Shame! Retract! Retract!)