Oh, great, the only two black students at Bridgeport High School get bestowed with the honor of prom king and prom queen—and then prom gets CANCELLED! Sure, it's because a homicidal killer is on the loose, but STILL. This racial injustice should not be tolerated. Protest! Protest! Protest! Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!
(If you cannot discern the satirical tone of this post, stop reading this blog now. This is for your own protection. Please don't write to me. Turn on Blue's Clues and chillax, bro.)