Man Kiss! Man Kiss!

Posted by Prince Gomolvilas
ON Thursday, April 24, 2008
When I was a kid, I used to watch soap operas with my late grandmother during the summers. She was into the ABC triple threat of All My Children, One Life to Live, and, of course, General Hospital. What the shows lacked in storytelling craft, they made up in earnestness and the fact that they were always consistently there every day. I mean, there's something to be said for a bunch of people showing up every day to try to entertain you.

My grandmother would sit on the couch, completely immersed in each program, hardly saying a word. But once in while, a man would say something mean to a woman or tell her a bold-faced lie, and my grandmother would mutter, in a Thai accent, "Go to hell!" TV doesn't really get more interactive than that.

While I don't watch soap operas anymore (I mean, c'mon, I turned on the TV one time and some creepy old lady was talking to a creepy dwarf—WHAT?!), I did follow in the news the story of Noah and Luke on As the World Turns.

Dubbed "Nuke" by fans, the duo came out as gay gay gay gay gaaaaaaaaaay on the show last year and shared two on-screen kisses. The storyline was hailed by GLAAD as "the first depiction of a gay male couple's romantic relationship on daytime television in the genre's 60 year history." While their interactions have been ridiculously melodramatic and unintentionally funny from the clips I saw online, I wonder how something like this would've affected me as a kid and whether my grandmother would sit there in stunned silence or mutter, "Go to hell!"

According to The New York Times:

Since September, the couple has not kissed again, prompting viewers like Roger Newcomb, the organizer of an online fan campaign, to wonder in an interview with the Associated Press, "Why they have to be censored or treated differently?"

"Valentine's Day featured fantasy sequences involving several of the show's couples. All the stories ended in a kiss, except for Luke and Noah's. They hugged. That's when the campaign started," the AP reported earlier this month.


Well, yesterday CBS caved to the pressure, and Nuke had another man-on-man kiss:



Wowsers! If this had happened in the 80s, I would've beat off to As the World Turns instead of the beach volleyball magazines I bought at the grocery store. (Seriously. I bought beach volleyball magazines—'cuz, you know, I was really into beach volleyball.)

[Addendum @ 5:47PM: I originally posted the first kiss by accident, so I have now replaced it with the third and correct kiss to which this post refers.]
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5 Comments

  1. Peter Varvel Said,

    Omg! My closeted Christian roommate (from Disneyland, I might add) used to beat off to those same volleyball magazines! He was mortified when we discovered them under his bed, like they were shameful porn rags that needed to be hidden!

     

  2. Oh wow. Hot.

    Volleyball huh....I should go check that out.....

     

  3. Sam Said,

    Volleyball magazines are hot. As was Tiger Beat and Teen Beat (note the word "beat" in each title). One notable centerfold had Shaun Cassidy in swim trunks. The camera was angled in such a way that you can see the peach fuzz in the leg opening. At least you didn't beat off to the Sears Catalog that our grandfathers used. A notable scene in "My Life as a Dog" had grandpops beating off to the "ladies garment" section of a catalog.

     

  4. Sam Said,

    Thanks for linking to my video of Nuke's 3rd kiss. Careful viewers have commented that Luke actually had a thin saliva stream from his mouth to Noah's lips.

    FYI, a 4th onscreen lip-to-lip kiss occurred just one day after! In fact, they had 3 romantic scenes that day: the 4th kiss, Luke kissing Noah's hand, and Luke looking up at Noah with puppy eyes while holding his face. Read my YouTube Video Descriptions for analysis.

    Here's the link for the episode:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEAy-FOAxYw

    For the 4th kiss only:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjA0E6nDYx0

    Puppy eyes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fja8QC9eSQ

    Hand kiss
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VAUX5OPOlY

     

  5. PETER, have you SEEN those volleyball magazines? So utterly spankable.

    CD, see above.

    SAM, thanks for the links! Hot. Seriously hot.

     



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