Jonny, who blogs at Hatesexy, has just posted the single greatest entry of his blogging career. It's all about his adventures at Jollibee, a Filipino chain restaurant that serves such suspect items as "Crispy Chickenjoy" and "Juicy Yumburger."
I am accused by my friends of having no culinary savvy, dulled taste buds, and zero standards when it comes to food, but even I won't set foot into Jollibee. I love my Filipino friends and neighbors...but that shit ain't right.
I'll let Jonny explain.