Don't you love it when you get on a JetBlue plane and drop a germ-fighting Airborne tablet into a glass of water, only to be later approached by policemen with assault rifles and shoved against a jetway wall? Oh, maybe it's never happened to you, but it happens.
I love the dialogue in that article. It's like an old vaudeville routine:
OFFICER: A passenger saw you doing something suspicious.
DAVID: Like what?
OFFICER: Mixing something.
DAVID: Mixing something...? It's Airborne!
OFFICER: What's airborne right now?!
DAVID: No! the cold medication you take when you go on an airplane!
At which point they should've started trying to poke each other's eyes.
[Thanks to Angry Asian Man for posting this.]