I don't know if you know, but this blog is one of my most important creative projects. I realize that the limits of geography don't allow me to satisfy you, dear readers, the way I want to satisfy you, i.e., via alpine skiing. And that's why I devote so much time and energy and sheer genius to Bamboo Nation—it's an acceptable alternative that keeps you and me sufficiently happy.
To that end, I'm going to be launching a bunch of new regular features next week. In addition to seeing all the random and surprising shit that shows up on this blog ("Oh my, what will that Prince write about today?!), each weekday will also boast a regular feature that you can rely on because we all could use a little routine in our lives. Now don't get too excited. They're not going to be crazy-ass posts like "Animal Sex Videos" or "Your Daily Pic of Prince in His Underwear." It's going to be a bit more mundane than that, variations of what you already see here but planned out a little.
But before we get to all that on Monday, I leave you with this video to kick off your weekend. Honestly, it crosses the line even for me, but you're a perv, so enjoy:
[Thanks to Richard at Proceed at Your Own Risk for posting this. If you need a user name and password to access that blog, go here and scroll down to comment #15 for the information.]